清末北洋海军提督最新章节尽在

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    第一百一十六章快<span class="f0166b175">　</span>撤离松岛号巡洋舰<span class="f486c09eb">　</span>

    参谋安倍见三中佐从瞭望塔上摔下来的时候<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>正好小泉井一舰长一边肩膀上扛着一个**女子跑来了<span class="f0166b175">　</span>参谋安倍见三中佐也正巧砸在了舰长小泉井一中将的身上<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>顿时把舰长给砸了个昏天黑地<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>当即就昏迷过去<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>人事不省<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>

    舰长小泉井一中将不是被白梅和迎荷控制着吗<span class="f63e21e58">　</span>怎么会跑到瞭望塔底下来了呢<span class="fd42abc1c">　</span>而且还是肩膀上一边一个抗了个**女人<span class="ff5e510a7">　</span>究竟是怎么回事呢<span class="f63e21e58">　</span>原来小泉井一舰长平时特别喜欢吃炒黄豆<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>只要是一指挥作战就得要吃黄豆<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>这样做的目的有两个；一是可以消除紧张<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>缓解精神压力；二是可以补充大脑养分<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>避免出现用脑过度所引发的头昏目眩<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>

    所以说<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>在这一天指挥海战的特殊的日子里<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>小泉井一舰长照旧一边吃着炒黄豆<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>一边指挥作战<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>就连在一旁随时恭候命令的参谋安倍见三<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>悄悄的咽着口水<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>舰长小泉井一中将都不会给部下一颗黄豆吃<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>尽管这个黄豆每天都要由参谋安倍见三中佐负责炒好<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>端来给舰长小泉井一中将吃<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>但是<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>炒黄豆的人<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>却捞不着吃<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>不过<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>鬼知道参谋安倍见三中佐是不是偷偷私自藏起来一点<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>背后吃呢<span class="ff5e510a7">　</span>小泉井一舰长暂时没有发现<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>

    话说舰长小泉井一中将吃了黄豆<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>都要打屁<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>这是情有可原的<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>因为吃了黄豆就要放臭屁<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>这是谁都知道的道理<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>不用作者在这里费笔端多解释<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>在临时旗舰松岛号巡洋舰上<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>全舰官兵哪个不知道舰长小泉井一中将爱放屁<span class="ff5e510a7">　</span>

    放屁倒没有什么<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>只是这个屁有的时候还能够抵挡一把枪或者一把军刀的作用呢<span class="f4f2b2ee0">　</span>比如<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>在白梅和迎荷一边一把东洋刀和长枪的逼迫下<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>小泉井一舰长就对****女人毫无办法<span class="f0166b175">　</span>即便是面对着两个一丝不挂的女戏子<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>舰长小泉井一中将也是心有余而力不足<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>

    因为<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>左边一把长枪的黑洞洞的枪口正对着他的太阳穴<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>右边一把日本军刀的锋利刀刃也抵住他的脖子上<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>让小泉井一舰长不敢有任何抵抗的行动<span class="f0166b175">　</span>就连他近距离的饱览美丽的图景<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>下身都不敢有所造次<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>生怕枪口冒烟<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>刀刃割破气管<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>

    所以说<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>只能是服服帖帖的<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>束手就擒<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>但是<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>机会不是没有<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>只是时候未到<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>时候到了<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>机会就来到了<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>瞧<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>现在小泉井一舰长的肚子开始咕噜噜的直响<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>那是黄豆的没有消化的部分<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>在他肠胃里开始发酵产生甲烷和乙醚等混合气体<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>这些气体迅速扩张<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>膨胀<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>然后进入大肠和直肠<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>最后终于喷涌而出<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>排出人体<span class="f0166b175">　</span>

    随着一声<span class="f39705866">　</span>砰<span class="fbe83b704">　</span><span class="f49cd0ae1">　</span>的一声闷响<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>一股臭气弥漫开来<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>把本来神经高度紧张的掩护同伴们安全撤离的白梅和迎荷给惊动了<span class="f0166b175">　</span>先是一声闷响<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>白梅以为小泉井一舰长暗自弄响了私藏在身上的一枚机关炮弹呢<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>接着扑鼻而来的冲天臭气<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>让挨得比较近的迎荷最先掩鼻后退<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>接着是白梅也做撤退状<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>

    这不是最佳的机会来了吗<span class="fd42abc1c">　</span>是不是炒黄豆有的时候比东洋刀和长枪管用呀<span class="ff5e510a7">　</span>所以说<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>小泉井一舰长见时机来了<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>便一奋而起<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>跳将起来<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>将两个背过身去的女子的臀部<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>一拳一个的击打了过去<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>随着<span class="fa655b68e">　</span>妈呀<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>妈呀<span class="f2047a46e">　</span>两声惨叫<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>威胁解除了<span class="f0166b175">　</span>

    接着就是轻而易举的<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>将两个爬在地上的中国女子<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>提溜起来<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>两个女子奋力的开始做反抗状<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>哪料到臭屁当中的乙醚和甲烷的气体里<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>都含有致中枢神经短暂麻痹的作用<span class="f0166b175">　</span>虽然白梅和迎荷都奋力的与鬼子的舰长做了最后的拼搏<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>怎奈的全身发软<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>手无缚鸡之力<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>随后就全身酥软的瘫倒在甲板上了<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>手里的武器比如东洋刀呀<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>还有长枪呀<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>也派不上用场了<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>真是巾帼英雄无用武之地了<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>

    接下来的事情<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>就很容易了<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>小泉井一舰长就跟原始森林里的猎人一样<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>一手扛着一个**女人<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>雄赳赳气昂昂的朝着手里的战利品的同伙撤退的地方——瞭望塔下的放小船的船舷处<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>奔去了<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>事不凑巧<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>也偏偏活该小泉井一舰长倒霉<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>他刚刚扛着战利品来到瞭望塔下<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>还没有来得及向面前的敌人炫耀自己的胜利呢<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>就被劈头盖脸的一个东西砸了个满脸开花<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>魂飞魄散<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>

    有趣儿的是<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>参谋安倍见三中佐砸在上司的身上的时候<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>正好他们头对头<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>参谋安倍见三中佐这个时候也已经是说清醒不清醒<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>说不清醒还有点知觉的那种<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>毕竟是从瞭望塔被耿子奇踢飞下来<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>还有一个如软垫子之类的垫底<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>才没有把参谋安倍见三中佐给摔成七窍生烟<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>五窍出血<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>

    可是<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>那个充当了软垫子的上司小泉井一舰长可就倒了八辈子霉<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>他前面被两个**中国女人用东洋刀和长枪威逼着<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>都没有连汗毛伤着呢<span class="f0166b175">　</span>现在<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>却被飞来横祸砸了个半死不活<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>虽没有到五窍出血的程度<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>但是也差不多七窍生烟了<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>

    好在参谋安倍见三中佐<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>第一时间微微启开眼皮<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>见到近距离的顶头上司小泉井一舰长就在自己的身下呻吟不止<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>就又拿出讨好的秉性<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>有气无力的说了句；<span class="fb258a266">　</span>将军......阁下<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>我不是......故意的......你没有事吧<span class="f63e21e58">　</span>好在我.......身轻如燕<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>没有如......肥猪坠落<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>若不然.....的话<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>你恐怕就......口吐鲜血如喷泉呢<span class="f4f2b2ee0">　</span><span class="f2047a46e">　</span>

    小泉井一舰长也微微睁开眼睛<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>恼怒的看了看严重冒犯自己的部下安倍见三参谋<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>此刻都恨不得撕碎了他<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>但是全身上下没有一处不疼痛<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>没有一处不麻木的<span class="f0166b175">　</span>他也咬牙切齿的说了句；<span class="f39705866">　</span>八嘎<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>安倍见三.......你这个混蛋.......我要......活吞......了你<span class="f4f2b2ee0">　</span><span class="f2047a46e">　</span>

    参谋安倍见三中佐又喃喃自语到；<span class="fa655b68e">　</span>将军......阁下<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>你先把.....你扛来的两个......女人吞了.....再说<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>她们还躺着好好的.......等着你呢<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span><span class="f49cd0ae1">　</span>小泉井一舰长很想猛抽一顿部下耳光不可<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>但是<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>他浑身动一下<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>都觉得异常困难<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>只能是怒目而视的对他说道；<span class="fa655b68e">　</span>混蛋<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>你的良心大大的坏了的有<span class="f486c09eb">　</span><span class="f539b2751">　</span>

    就在参谋安倍见三中佐和小泉井一舰长头挨着头<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>窃窃私语的时候<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>耿子奇拿了那把参谋安倍见三的日本军刀<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>从瞭望塔上快步走下了<span class="f0166b175">　</span>他完好无损的下来的时候<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>小船里的人都目瞪口呆的看着他<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>原来不仅是两个总兵<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>就是女子服务队的女子们也都认为<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>从瞭望塔上飞落下来的肯定是耿子奇<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>没有坠下的却是鬼子<span class="f0166b175">　</span>

    看来耿子奇真是神勇无比<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>小船里的人都在招呼耿子奇赶快上船<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>耿子奇却先去看看小泉井一舰长扛来的白梅和迎荷怎么样了<span class="f0166b175">　</span>还好<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>她们俩除了昏迷不醒之外<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>好像身上并没有什么伤<span class="f0166b175">　</span>但是就是没有穿衣服让耿子奇有点不自在<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>

    耿子奇二话不说<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>先扒掉参谋安倍见三中佐的军衣<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>然后又扒掉小泉井一舰长的军衣<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>分别给白梅和迎荷穿上了<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>在扒参谋安倍见三中佐的裤子的时候<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>小鬼子哭丧着脸<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>求饶道；<span class="fa655b68e">　</span>太君<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>你饶了我吧<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>我的不能没有军服的<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>我的是参谋<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>还要指挥全舰官兵作战呢<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span><span class="f539b2751">　</span>

    耿子奇鄙夷的说道；<span class="fb258a266">　</span>谁是你的太君<span class="ff5e510a7">　</span>你的没有军服难道就不能作战了吗<span class="f63e21e58">　</span>刚才你有军服<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>不是也让我给踢下来了吗<span class="ff5e510a7">　</span><span class="f539b2751">　</span>参谋安倍见三中佐<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>无话可说<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>望着自己被扒光的身体<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>泪水直流<span class="f0166b175">　</span>但是<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>他看到自己的顶头上司也被扒得光剩下一双袜子的时候<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>也就无话可说了<span class="f0166b175">　</span>

    小泉井一舰长在被耿子奇扒掉衣服的时候<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>也说话了<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>虽然声音微弱<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>但是耿子奇听清楚了；<span class="f39705866">　</span>你的不要脱我的军服<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>我的大日本帝国联合舰队副司令的有<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>还兼任临时旗舰松岛好巡洋舰舰长的有<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>你的给我脱光了<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>我的大日本帝国的海军中将的威严往那里摆<span class="fd42abc1c">　</span><span class="f2047a46e">　</span>

    耿子奇一边将两个鬼子身上扒下的军服给白梅和迎荷穿上<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>一边对小泉井一舰长说道；<span class="fb258a266">　</span>你的没有军服的关系不大地<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>反正现在又不让你指挥指挥的有<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>就是指挥<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>你被部下砸成这个样子<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>怎么指挥呢<span class="f63e21e58">　</span>还是让部下替你指挥吧<span class="f4f2b2ee0">　</span><span class="f2047a46e">　</span>

    <span class="fa655b68e">　</span>八嘎<span class="f4f2b2ee0">　</span>你的不是尹东佑亭司令官阁下的有<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>你不过是我的俘虏而已<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>我要死拉死拉你的有<span class="f4f2b2ee0">　</span><span class="f2047a46e">　</span>小泉井一舰长对耿子奇说道<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>耿子奇冷笑道的拍拍他的脑袋<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>说道；<span class="f39705866">　</span>谁得死拉死拉的<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>我吗<span class="fd42abc1c">　</span>不<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>死拉死拉的是你们小日本的有<span class="fbe83b704">　</span><span class="f49cd0ae1">　</span>

    这个时候<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>少佐带着一群官兵<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>端着枪<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>举着刀冲过来了<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>耿子奇见状<span class="fcee93fd0">　</span>赶忙让瘸狐狸将小船放下<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>同时将白梅和迎荷两个人交给来接应的灵寒和乐蓉<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>对她们说；<span class="fa655b68e">　</span>你们赶快撤<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>不要管我<span class="f486c09eb">　</span><span class="f539b2751">　</span>灵寒和乐蓉见到情况紧急<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>也顾不上说什么了<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>就背上白梅和迎荷跑向小船<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>

    瘸狐狸那边已经将小船放到海面上了<span class="f0166b175">　</span>小船里面一个都不少的坐满了女子服务队的成员<span class="fe1b1f9fb">　</span>还有左右翼的总兵林泰生和刘步蟾<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>瘸狐狸最后也跳上了船<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>然后就奋力将小船划离开了松岛号巡洋舰<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>小船的人最后望望松岛号巡洋舰<span class="f4e13df4c">　</span>知道耿子奇正在奋勇抵挡鬼子<span class="fe415ab27">　</span>掩护小船安全撤离呢<span class="f8f2e9efd">　</span>

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